[There’s a picture of a half empty bottle of strawberry shampoo. It’s vibrant red color and the pictures of strawberries on the label is undeniable proof of the bottle’s crimes.]
This juice is full of lies. It does not taste like strawberries. Do not be fooled.
[This public service announcement brought to you by a puppet who was tricked into eating shampoo.]
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This juice is full of lies. It does not taste like strawberries. Do not be fooled.
[This public service announcement brought to you by a puppet who was tricked into eating shampoo.]
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Please, say it is not so! I was so looking forward to the tasting of the strawberry juice!